don't choke on your faith

i’m reading a fic from 2006 and the characters are using a vcr

where am i



why would a robot need nipples anyway


i was trying to remember what the 8tracks site was called so i typed in the number 3 in hopes it’d come up in my tab search because i was… convinced… it started with 3

which is hilarious because 3 is like an 8 cut in half so. close enough i guess


Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.


I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

like seriously there was this one person who gave me THE WORST vibes ever and i was like i should tell somebody about this but i kept thinking i was just overreacting that nothing was actually really wrong because i had no proof of anything concrete

i was not overreacting.


a piece of advice from somebody who’s been through this a few times already: if somebody gives you a bad vibe trust your gut


Marnie the Dog [tumblr | twitter | instagram]


Marnie the Dog [tumblr | twitter | instagram]


British-born, Italy-based sculptor Matthew Simmonds is an art-historian-turned-stone-carver who sculpts beautiful architectural interiors inside rough pieces of marble and stone. His pieces look like miniature classical monuments and temples, empty of people, but full of intricate details.

“To create a sculpture that catches the light and structure of a building and lets the eye wander, to feel that here my eye could live, here a part of me could stay, is a great achievement,“ writes Simmonds. “The sculptures give the viewer a different perspective on space. They look different from every viewpoint. You long to be in them, and they seem almost more meaningful for that.“

To view more of Matthew Simmonds’ intricate sculptures click here.

[via Colossal]


i want snapchat to exist in the naruto universe